Holy Fudge Monkeys Cow!!!

theongreyjoy:

I don’t know how its possible to be a lazy unmotivated perfectionist but I’ve somehow managed it.

literallyrad:

when you drop something but grab it before it hits the ground 

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phillypu:

Sometimes you just have to recharge.image

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It’s not that I don’t want to be with friends and chill. I love doing that! But sometimes I just need to have some alone time too!

cessadiaries:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

HNNNNNNG

cessadiaries:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

HNNNNNNG

gnasting:

sexual orientation: alone

kingofdicks:

i would like to choose D please

kingofdicks:

i would like to choose D please

lufioh:

when you stay up all night and realize its morning

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necrophilofthefuture:

when i do good thing and no one notice

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kimisbaked:

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me