Holy Fudge Monkeys Cow!!!

f-imaginings:

What if on Beforus Kankri made efforts to spread his message of equality and social justice through performance poetry. And it was just his social justice group who knew of it until one night Meenah heard he did performance poetry and thought it would be hilarious and gathered up her friends to go…

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

star-e-skies:

attackofthepartycannon:

cerulean-cinquedea:

I JUST HAD A EPIPHANY

FUCKING SORPOR

IS PROBABLY MADE FROM THE BLOOD OF LIMEBLOODS.

omfgggggggggg 

cause of it calming effects

jESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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radicaliborn:

basically everyone has the headcanon that human meenah is black but i like to imagine her as being like super white with blonde hair but pretending she’s black and aranea is always like “meenah you’re not black” and meenahs just like “you a ratchet hoe”

clumsyoctopus:

dave strider crushes on basically absolutely anybody who’s nice to him for five minutes

I’d love that.

omg i want peoples headcanons about me

scarvenrot:

“Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites” - Skrillex

Fuck I’m gonna be a huge dork but I just need to talk about this for a minute

I was having so many feelings on my way to work this morning while I was listening to this song because I was like “I should make a Bro + Dave + Cal playlist”, but I realized…this song is absolutely everything that I could ever want/need out of a song for the Strider family.

Everything about it, from the title (“Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites”…just…come on. Jack Noir? Davesprite? Good. Glad we understand each other), to the style of it, to the voice clips and the tonal shifts, is just the epitome of the Striders to me, in both Beta and Alpha timelines. It’s hard to explain exactly why, but to me it just resonates with me as a sort of struggle to achieve greatness without really knowing what it is that you’re reaching for? The sound of it is happy, sad, frantic, and calm, in alternating waves, and it has moments of chaos but also absolute peacefulness in a beautifully controlled way that just 100% screams “Dave and Dirk” to me. It’s sweet, and gentle, but also harsh and violent, and just so many emotions are packed into this one song for me that I literally cannot think of another song that could possibly be more suited to sum up my Strider feelings than this.

And maybe I’m a huge dork for having so many feelings about a fucking Skrillex song but I just

l1br4:

vinfuric:

Am I the only one who imagines Mom Lalonde wearing these?

oh

my

god

they’re peRFECT

cicerocanhavemysweetroll:

my headcanon dave has freckles so i like to sit and imagine karkat having a favorite freckle on his chin and kissing it sometimes and dave knows it is his favorite so sometimes when karkat is sad he leans down and puts his chin in front of karkat’s face and karkat…

sicklikewinter:

can dave be the kind of person who looks up all sorts of lore and urban legends and scary things just to see if they actually are the scariest thing ever? all the things he finds and reads don’t actually terrify him at all, and it actually kind of frustrates him a lot but…